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The location of common rooms

  • Gryffindor: Tower! The highest fucking tower, fuck yeah! TOWER!
  • Hufflepuff: But don't you think that's a bit far away from everything, they'll have to climb dozens of stairs every day...
  • Gryffindor: TOWER!
  • Hufflepuff: Oh, for the love of...
  • Slytherin: I'm going for under the lake, LIKE A SUPER-SECRET LAIR!
  • Hufflepuff: But Salazar, won't that be a bit dreary? And we'll have to add dozens of charms to keep it dry, it will take loads of magic...
  • Slytherin: Super. Secret. Lair.
  • Hufflepuff: Fine! Fine, we'll spend bloody hours drying out some rooms under the lake, Merlin. Rowena, what about you?
  • Ravenclaw: Tower.
  • Hufflepuff: But...all the stairs, the isolation from the other houses...
  • Ravenclaw: Exactly. They'll focus better if they're miles away from everything else. Also, anything he can build, I can build better.
  • Hufflepuff: Seriously? You're going to compete over towers?
  • Gryffindor: GOING DOWN ROWENA!
  • Slytherin: Underground is better.
  • Hufflepuff: For fuck's sake, I give up. If anyone wants me, I'll be in the kitchens.
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redplebeian:

workingclassnemo:

Brocialists be like

I have hope for the future of the left so long as we keep up this level of superior memes

redplebeian:

workingclassnemo:

Brocialists be like

I have hope for the future of the left so long as we keep up this level of superior memes

(via peakcapitolism)

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#tbt to #monumentourmmp when Joe and Pete played Dance Dance for @tehsaurus and I. (at Merriweather Post Pavilion)

#tbt to #monumentourmmp when Joe and Pete played Dance Dance for @tehsaurus and I. (at Merriweather Post Pavilion)

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meloetta:

why do they always showcase ‘bullies’ in cartoons as being some punk with a mohawk like

when was the last time you saw a cool guy in a leather jacket not minding his own business it’s usually some basic asshole in a graphic tee that has something to say

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dennys:

Bro, do you even whisk?

dennys:

Bro, do you even whisk?

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snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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lettertotheclass:

booksexual:

cultural appropriation is putting fireflies in a jar

and letting them light up your bedroom

as you drift off to sleep.

and when you wake up all the lights have flickered out

but only when you’re older do you realize

you slowly suffocated them so

that you could enjoy their glow.

that just knocked the breath from me

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